001 // welcome to the war [video]

[perfectdark]

[The camera comes on, revealing a young woman in a tank top. She looks a little amused, and when she speaks, it's with a mutt accent, something American and British and Australian and South African all at once. She has obviously been going through the past few days' journal entries.]

Looks like I just missed something good. Is that usually the sort of fun I can expect around here?

Comments

[nolongerhollow]

It really depends. It is often random, but there tend to be plenty of crises and opportunities for heroics and adventure.

[perfectdark]

Well, I've never been big on heroics...but adventure, I can get behind.

[nolongerhollow]

Oh, I love it. But then again I am unusually physically tough, so the risks mean less to me. What sort of adventures are you used to? I am an ex military man.

[strangehistorian]

About once a month! Hello there.

[perfectdark]

[It's a...weird little...gnomey elf thing! Huh. Jo blinks before responding. Once.]

Really? Crises are scheduled? Er, hi.

[strangehistorian]

Not scheduled so much as fairly consistent.